| | Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal | |
| 1x01. | Pilot | 22.09.2003 |
| 1x02. | Big Flappy Bastards | 29.09.2003 |
| 1x03. | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | 06.10.2003 |
| 1x04. | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap | 13.10.2003 |
| 1x05. | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump | 20.10.2003 |
| 1x06. | Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | 27.10.2003 |
| 1x07. | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | 03.11.2003 |
| 1x08. | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | 10.11.2003 |
| 1x09. | Phase One, Complete | 17.11.2003 |
| 1x10. | Merry Thanksgiving | 24.11.2003 |
| 1x11. | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | 15.12.2003 |
| 1x12. | Camel Filters + Pheromones | 05.01.2004 |
| 1x13. | Sara Like Puny Alan | 13.01.2004 |
| 1x14. | I Can't Afford Hyenas | 02.02.2004 |
| 1x15. | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick | 09.02.2004 |
| 1x16. | That Was Saliva, Alan | 16.02.2004 |
| 1x17. | Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats | 23.02.2004 |
| 1x18. | An Old Flame With a New Wick | 01.03.2004 |
| 1x19. | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | 22.03.2004 |
| 1x20. | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | 19.04.2004 |
| 1x21. | No Sniffing, No Wowing | 03.05.2004 |
| 1x22. | My Doctor has a Cow Puppet | 10.05.2004 |
| 1x23. | Just Like Buffalo | 17.05.2004 |
| 1x24. | Can You Feel My Finger? | 24.05.2004 |
| 2x01. | Back Off Mary Poppins | 20.09.2004 |
| 2x02. | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | 27.09.2004 |
| 2x03. | A Bag Full of Jawea | 04.10.2004 |
| 2x04. | Go Get Mommy's Bra | 11.10.2004 |
| 2x05. | Bad News from the Clinic | 18.10.2004 |
| 2x06. | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | 25.10.2004 |
| 2x07. | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | 08.11.2004 |
| 2x08. | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | 15.11.2004 |
| 2x09. | Yes, Monsignor | 22.11.2004 |
| 2x10. | The Salmon Under My Sweater | 29.11.2004 |
| 2x11. | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | 13.12.2004 |
| 2x12. | A Lungful of Alan | 03.01.2005 |
| 2x13. | Get Off My Hair | 17.01.2005 |
| 2x14. | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut | 31.01.2005 |
| 2x15. | Smell the Umbrella Stand | 07.02.2005 |
| 2x16. | Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? | 14.02.2005 |
| 2x17. | Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! | 21.02.2005 |
| 2x18. | It Was Mame, Mom | 07.03.2005 |
| 2x19. | A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise | 21.03.2005 |
| 2x20. | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | 18.04.2005 |
| 2x21. | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | 02.05.2005 |
| 2x22. | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | 09.05.2005 |
| 2x23. | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | 16.05.2005 |
| 2x24. | Does This Smell Funny to You? | 23.05.2005 |
| 3x01. | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | 19.09.2005 |
| 3x02. | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | 26.09.2005 |
| 3x03. | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | 03.10.2005 |
| 3x04. | Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs | 10.10.2005 |
| 3x05. | We Called It Mr. Pinky | 17.10.2005 |
| 3x06. | Hi, Mr. Horned One | 24.10.2005 |
| 3x07. | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | 07.11.2005 |
| 3x08. | That Voodoo That I Do Do | 14.11.2005 |
| 3x09. | Madame and Her Special Friend | 21.11.2005 |
| 3x10. | Something Salted and Twisted | 28.11.2005 |
| 3x11. | Santa's Village of the Damned | 19.12.2005 |
| 3x12. | That Special Tug | 09.01.2006 |
| 3x13. | Humiliation is a Visual Medium | 23.01.2006 |
| 3x14. | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | 06.02.2006 |
| 3x15. | My Tongue is Meat | 27.02.2006 |
| 3x16. | Ergo, The Booty Call | 06.03.2006 |
| 3x17. | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | 13.03.2006 |
| 3x18. | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | 20.03.2006 |
| 3x19. | Golly Moses, She's a Muffin | 10.04.2006 |
| 3x20. | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | 24.04.2006 |
| 3x21. | And the Plot Moistens | 01.05.2006 |
| 3x22. | Just Once With Aunt Sophie | 09.05.2006 |
| 3x23. | Arguments for the Quickie | 15.05.2006 |
| 3x24. | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | 22.05.2006 |
| 4x01. | Working for Caligula | 18.09.2006 |
| 4x02. | Who's Vod Kanockers | 25.09.2006 |
| 4x03. | The Sea is a Harsh Mistress | 02.10.2006 |
| 4x04. | A Pot Smoking Monkey | 09.10.2006 |
| 4x05. | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | 16.10.2006 |
| 4x06. | Apologies for the Frivolity | 23.10.2006 |
| 4x07. | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | 06.11.2006 |
| 4x08. | Release the Dogs | 13.11.2006 |
| 4x09. | Corey's Been Dead For an Hour | 20.11.2006 |
| 4x10. | Kissing Abraham Lincoln | 27.11.2006 |
| 4x11. | Walnuts and Demerol | 11.12.2006 |
| 4x12. | Castrating Sheep in Montana | 08.01.2007 |
| 4x13. | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | 22.01.2007 |
| 4x14. | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | 05.02.2007 |
| 4x15. | My Damn Stalker | 12.02.2007 |
| 4x16. | Young People Have Phlegm Too | 19.02.2007 |
| 4x17. | I Merely Slept With a Commie | 26.02.2007 |
| 4x18. | It Never Rains in Hooterville | 19.03.2007 |
| 4x19. | Smooth as a Ken Doll | 09.04.2007 |
| 4x20. | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot | 16.04.2007 |
| 4x21. | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous | 23.04.2007 |
| 4x22. | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | 30.04.2007 |
| 4x23. | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | 07.05.2007 |
| 4x24. | Prostitutes and Gelato | 14.05.2007 |
| 5x01. | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | 24.09.2007 |
| 5x02. | Media Room Slash Dungeon | 01.10.2007 |
| 5x03. | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | 08.10.2007 |
| 5x04. | City of Great Racks | 15.10.2007 |
| 5x05. | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | 23.10.2007 |
| 5x06. | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | 30.10.2007 |
| 5x07. | The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room | 05.11.2007 |
| 5x08. | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | 12.11.2007 |
| 5x09. | Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids | 19.11.2007 |
| 5x10. | Kinda Like Necrophilia | 26.11.2007 |
| 5x11. | Meander to Your Dander | 17.03.2008 |
| 5x12. | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | 24.03.2008 |
| 5x13. | The Soil is Moist | 31.03.2008 |
| 5x14. | Winky-Dink Time | 14.04.2008 |
| 5x15. | Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) | 21.04.2008 |
| 5x16. | Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | 28.04.2008 |
| 5x17. | Fish in a Drawer | 05.05.2008 |
| 5x18. | If My Hole Could Talk | 12.05.2008 |
| 5x19. | Waiting for the Right Snapper | 19.05.2008 |
| 6x01. | Taterhead is our Lovechild | 22.09.2008 |
| 6x02. | Pie Hole, Herb | 29.09.2008 |
| 6x03. | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | 06.10.2008 |
| 6x04. | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | 13.10.2008 |
| 6x05. | A Jock Strap in Hell | 20.10.2008 |
| 6x06. | It's Always Nazi Week | 03.11.2008 |
| 6x07. | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | 10.11.2008 |
| 6x08. | Pinocchio's Mouth | 17.11.2008 |
| 6x09. | The Mooch At The Boo | 24.11.2008 |
| 6x10. | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | 08.12.2008 |
| 6x11. | The Devil's Lube | 15.12.2008 |
| 6x12. | Thank God for Scoliosis | 12.01.2009 |
| 6x13. | I Think You Offended Don | 19.01.2009 |
| 6x14. | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | 02.02.2009 |
| 6x15. | I'd Like to Start With the Cat | 09.02.2009 |
| 6x16. | She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime | 02.03.2009 |
| 6x17. | The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? | 09.03.2009 |
| 6x18. | My Son's Enormous Head | 16.03.2009 |
| 6x19. | The Two Finger Rule | 30.03.2009 |
| 6x20. | Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau | 13.04.2009 |
| 6x21. | Above Exalted Cyclops | 27.04.2009 |
| 6x22. | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | 04.05.2009 |
| 6x23. | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | 11.05.2009 |
| 6x24. | Baseball Was Better with Steroids | 18.05.2009 |
| 7x01. | 818-jklpuzo | 21.09.2009 |
| 7x02. | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | 28.09.2009 |
| 7x03. | Mmm, Fish. Yum. | 05.10.2009 |
| 7x04. | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | 12.10.2009 |
| 7x05. | For the Sake of the Child | 19.10.2009 |
| 7x06. | Give Me Your Thumb | 02.11.2009 |
| 7x07. | Untainted by Filth | 09.11.2009 |
| 7x08. | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | 16.11.2009 |
| 7x09. | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | 23.11.2009 |
| 7x10. | That's Why They Call It Ball Room | 07.12.2009 |
| 7x11. | Warning, It's Dirty | 15.12.2009 |
| 7x12. | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | 11.01.2010 |
| 7x13. | Yay, No Polyps! | 18.01.2010 |
| 7x14. | Crude and Uncalled For | 01.02.2010 |
| 7x15. | Aye, Aye, Captain Douche | 08.02.2010 |
| 7x16. | Tinkle Like a Princess | 01.03.2010 |
| 7x17. | I Found Your Moustache | 08.03.2010 |
| 7x18. | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | 22.03.2010 |
| 7x19. | Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave | 12.04.2010 |
| 7x20. | I Called Him Magoo | 10.05.2010 |
| 7x21. | Gumby with a Pokey | 17.05.2010 |
| 7x22. | This Is Not Gonna End Well | 24.05.2010 |
| 8x01. | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | 20.09.2010 |
| 8x02. | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | 27.09.2010 |
| 8x03. | A Pudding-Filled Cactus | 04.10.2010 |
| 8x04. | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | 11.10.2010 |
| 8x05. | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | 18.10.2010 |
| 8x06. | Twanging Your Magic Clanger | 25.10.2010 |
| 8x07. | The Crazy Bitch Gazette | 01.11.2010 |
| 8x08. | Springtime on a Stick | 08.11.2010 |
| 8x09. | A Good Time In Central Africa | 15.11.2010 |
| 8x10. | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | 22.11.2010 |
| 8x11. | Dead From the Waist Down | 06.12.2010 |
| 8x12. | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | 13.12.2010 |
| 8x13. | Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup | 03.01.2011 |
| 8x14. | Lookin' for Japanese Subs | 17.01.2011 |
| 8x15. | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | 07.02.2011 |
| 8x16. | That Darn Priest | 14.02.2011 |